Monday, February 28, 2005

eternal sunshine.

iTunes is spinning: maggie de shanning -"what the world needs now"

"models are just skinny stick figures with poofy lips" -edna modes (from the incredibles movie.)

so. last night was the 77th academy awards. and for the first time in many many many years, i sat through the whole hotdamn thing, from the red carpet to the best picture award presentation. i don't think i've ever sat through a whole oscars night as most of the times it gets to be a little tedious and well. just down right boring. after all the glamour and bulbs flashing on the 'red' carpet i usually get bored and retire to catch up on the highlights in the next days news. but last night, after sitting through a good half of the awards, it became out of spite that i sat there through the end. my favourite part of the whole 77th academy awards was the presentation of the costume/fashion category, presented by pierce brosnan hacking up a lung and ms edna modes, one of the animated characters from the incredibles. she was my favourite in the movie, she reminded me of a cartoon version of anna sui. the red carpet shabamm was really dissapointing. there were a few eye catching dresses. my top three picks are these:
sandra oh in michael kors, charlize theoron in dior and gwyneth paltrow in stella mccartney.



and well, the not so surprisingly bad choice of attire was that of hilary swank, her pick of this dark dark ensemble of guy laroche definitely earned a ick and a yuck from me.

biggest dissapointment was miss scarlet johannson. who usually looks immaculate and classy. last night, her hair looked like she just ran through the car wash and had forgotten to fix it and her dress was a little cinching to the point where i felt guilty to be able to breathe, whilst looking at her not being able to breathe. but other than the hair and the dress, she still looked pretty.

i'm definitely glad miss zhang zi yi decided to learn a little bit of english since a few years back when she graced the oscars for her crouching tiger performance. although, i still couldn't really understand a word she said. it's okay. she's there to look pretty...hmm sounds like a familiar role.

and the jenny award for choice hottie of the night goes to miss natalie portman in a tulle creation by lanvin. this dress in which she looked flawless and just absolutely adorable. i'd do her.



it's twelve twenty eight: and tomorrow i shall awake to find many many postings of jenny fashion faux pas from angry celebrities. hee.

running for the indeterminable end.

iTunes is (secretly*) spinning: lindsey lohan -"over"

(*yes. i secretly have a guilty pleasure of listening to this song. i think it's maybe because it deosn't really sound like her other britney esque song nor is it overplayed on the radio. and i have that long to secretly enjoy this song some mores. which is prolly until tomorrow. since i just posted it here for the world to see. now radios all over the nation will play this song every hour sometimes maybe even twice an hour just to piss me off. but for those inquiring...it's still a no. a no that no i still dont' liek her movies and no she still can't act.)

okay. so this morning i woke up at 930. and yes that is am time. just to have a light breakkie and head off to the gym. since i did state earlier a few posts back that after my week of hell that i will get back into the gym to work the lobum. well. i did. i woke up at 930. ate. got dresssed. and proceeded to walk to the gym. and after getting up at 930 to get to the gym. i arrived in dismay to find that all the good machines i like are booked up till like noon. ridiculous. all i wanted to do was run off thirty minutes of restlessness out of my body. but instead of waiting around for two hours. i decided to walk back home and eat a bigger breakfast. well. i think today's workout was productive. so far the walk to the gym prolly killed a few calories. and now i'm eating hundreds of it back in woot woot. the world revolves once again. and tomorrow. we'll try our luck again. but maybe i'll try to wake up at 830 instead. maybe ..

it's ten three one: and i have this little itchy red patch on my cheek. can you saw EWWWWW.

Friday, February 25, 2005

with every four letter word i don't say, it's my way of keeping my heart intact.

iTunes is spinning: rachel yamagata "happenstance" album and her EP.

i'm too caught up in my headspace right now to realize that soon the light will be shinning through my bedroom window. because even at seven am, i'll still feel like i'm sitting in the dark.

this is why i am up till five thirty in the morning trying to learn.
http://www.nata2.info/humor/movies/tshirt_folding.mpg.
those crazy asians. what will they come up with next.

it's five twenty one: and right now my chest feels a little lighter, but my heart's still confused and my mind's still clouded. but my most thoughtful thanks goes out to you for listening to me tonight when it's way past your bedtime but you recognized a girl lost deep within her thoughts and needed a hand out of the sinking pit. i'll remember to think about that note when i'm in a better place.

i sincerely hope that my scarlet tears stain your white collar shirt.

iTunes is spinning: death cab for cutie -"405"

three little things.

"i am not going to a place called the petting zoo. you don't know where the pets have been..."

1. it's true. there's something pretty hot and steamy about havingi a sexy shower with someone you feel comfortable enough with to have them see you full on buck nekkid in harsh bathroom lighting. it's an chance made to have romp in the shower. steamy shower sex. but then you know it's genuine when they tell you you're still beautiful to them with mascara streaming down your face and your true beauty at it's best.

2. always a wonderful pastime for a warm summer's day. there's always something neat about the sensation of being a summer's day or night with the warm weather embracing your skin while the feeling of the wet raindrops hitting your body as you're so in the moment of this kiss that you can just barely breathe.. but enough so that you'll have enough gusto to dive right in there again for the next romping session.

3. woman on top. there's nothing more dominating and thrill seeking as getting to be the one to lead the wild ride. even the shy girls release their inhibitions and here's a plus side. your hair doesn't get all up in a tangly mess as it would missionary style. cosmo also tells me that guys also enjoy the woman on top for the open invitation to get their hands on some of the tna action. the benefitial quality pleases both parties, everybody is screaming and the judges say it's an all around ten. even from the russian judge.

random #69:
-and after all that romping action. i'd like to introduce you to le lapin. he's a cute one this pancake.


to sum up today's daily learning session, happily brought to you by http://www.urbandictionary.com:
mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.


although today's cool word is meatspace.

it's two fifty two: and tonight i declare an open war against erinconnect. the utm server is ridiculous tonight. it should never be like this. especially not for such a 'prestigious' *cough. school such as the university of toronto. more bandwidth more bandwidth more bandwidth. *fists pumping the air. and everyone chant with me more bandwidth.....

Thursday, February 24, 2005

you've got me trapped in a fantasy world that i created.

iTunes is spinning: senses fail -"bloody romance"

snow's been on my mind, on my car, on my uggs, on my jacket, on my hair, on my eyelashes, on my shirt, on the ground. everywhere. make it stop!!! in the time between nine am when i entered the sheridan AA wing to the time i left at about one pm my car was covered in half a foot of snow. cold and bitter snow. but before i get carried away i'd like to wish jon chew a HAPPY APPYIE BIRFDAY!!! a year older and i'll see you this same time next year.

"I always turn down the guys at the club who ask me out. I have to like somebody to have sex with him, and to like him I have to know him for more than a couple of hours. Even the one-night stands I've had were with men I'd known for a while, guys I'd met at school or work or through friends.

tonight, my night will consist going going to work and catch up after not working for a week. and then tonight is also o.c. night. i live my light through television shows. last night gilmore girls was on and rory and logan huntzberger is sitting in a tree and doing the deed. and in latest nba news one bad ass baller, by the name of chris webber has been traded to the sixers to be teamed up with another bad ass dude, mr allen iverson. nuff said. looks like the sixers may have a good chance this year. and the other night the nets played toronto for the first time after giving away their star player. and surprisingly, nets with a newly acquired carter lost to the raptors. funny. must be the doing of mr rose, mr bosh and mr marshall and i gues mr alston. that's it folks. tune in to the next post for tips on how to avoid getting sprayed by a skunk or just how to live life the jenny way.

random #87\:
-a little CSI: tidbit


it's three twenty eight: and i think i'm going to plonker myself down for a little nappy shut eye time before workie workie work.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

stop playing pretend with me, i'll never be her.

iTunes is spinning: rachel yamagata -"be be your love"

go head. poke me. i dare you. as i sit in a hazy state due to the lack of sleep i refused to obtain last night, i ponder again on how i'm stir crazy for some adventure and excitement right now. i mean man i could really go for a spontaneous trip to los angelas -tickets are selling round trip right now for about 200 dollars +tax of course. but it's a pretty slamming price. then whilst visiting the sunshine state of south california, i could also make a whimsical road trip down to nevada to hit up the sinos and attractions at VEGAS BABY VEGAS!!!. i bet a lot of scandal goes down in this sin city of the glamourous usa. all i need is a couple of my hot hot girlies, my bikini, a few miniskirts and tank tops, slap on the sunglasses atop my head, roll out the pink carpet and let's strut our sexy stoof. *snaps okay i'm back to reality and cold barren miss-ass-ga and it's back to my mundane and redundant life i've been in for the past few months. the sign up sheet will be posted on my door tomorrow morning all who are interested in joining the LO party for however many to head down to some sunshine grab a pen, sign your name in ink, text message me anything. something... hello?

after finishing a horrendous essay last night and handing in my last project of the week tomorrow morning, my week finally winds down. on friday i have plans to hit up the lululemon warehouse sale to snatch myself (hopefully) a pair of new sexy work out pants. as i've concluded after monday's painful print session at sheridan that i'm severely out of shape and i need to head back into the gym and pump some iron.

random #41:
(from the list of things to do list)
46. pose in a picture with nothing but a string of pearls and some lipgloss.


it's eleven one seven: and some days i just feel like meh.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

wishing for the lost chances to resurface.

iTunes is spinning: all american rejects -"happy ending"

so. last night i had a sexy seven hour print session at sheridan. standing infront of a table and my screen silk screening for seven hours does damage to a body. words cannot express the tenderness i feel in my back, my neck my arms and especially my triceps. no wonder they look mighty buff today. at least i know i'm getting a good arm workout while doubling the duty of getting my work done. the drive home at four am i found that the world is a strange and lonely place. the entire drive down trafalger i did not see one single car. one stoplight. and upon arriving home, i could only count to two. that was the number of rooms still lighted upon this university campus. perhaps tonight i should go on a mission to find my fellow stayer upers. since tonight is still young but a long ways stretching for i have an essay due tomorrow. but at least my week won't be that much more painful after tonight, as the scheduled work session at sheridan for after class tomorrow was deemed cancelled after finishing up what i needed to do last night, i can fully relax after class and watch the gilmore girls. it's finally getting exciting as rory's finally getting it on with logan huntzberger. mmm he's droolworthy.

random #22
-speaking of droolworthy, as i mentioned to lauren moments ago as we ventured down together to do our laundry, that i've always wanted a laundromat romance. the weekly anticipated deed to clean my garments, while all the time secretly waiting to see the cute boy who also has the same weekly cleaning schedule as i. and hopefully this boy will come in the form or a tall, brown haired dorky guy with souful eyes and a sweet face and his name would be josh hartnett.


and so as i settle down in my navy blue boxer shorts and my hoody with warm booties on, i'll ponder away some more hours whitling the night away with more procrastination to be done before i start cracking on le essay. and here's a thought: if any of my so-called "best friends" ever left me on stage floundering like an idiot while they kept on shaking their bootilicious jelly... then well. that's just worse than a bad boyfriend. here's two words to take on the road with you -it's over. but then i guess i could see it as... having no shame in getting up and shaking my booty right along with 'em. but be a friend and at least lend a hand dudettes.

it's ten four three: and if anyone is wondering...that yes. when i was younger i did wear day glo coloured shorts.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

fragility spun into strength.

iTunes is spinning: the stills-"changes are no good"

so here's the scenario: it's around midnight on a fri day. a girl in her boyshorts sitting under her pink covers, with a slight bruised and broken g3 ibook warming up her lap and audio technica headphones pumping audios to her system. on the screen is the latest episode of the o.c. followed by the gilmore girls. i love tee vee land. it gives me so much hope to lead a life such as those in tv land. sigh. so then lately i've been feeling like i'm stuck in a rut, sleeping late every night, waking up late every day, eating the same old cereal, shampooing with the same smell, seeing the same faces, doing the same job, shopping the same malls, holding the same hand... RRARRRWRRRR. and like i was mentioning to someone the other day... i'm in anticipation of some major changes to happen. i've always been an advocate of making the opportunity instead of waiting for it to come along on it's own. but this time, i'm not really sure of what the little heart wants. so in the meantime, i'll keep holding onto the same hand and until it doesn't feel right anymore, i'll still be here. i mean it could be worse, i could have a situation such as those folks down in winnipeg. so my lover lauren came back to me today for a short amount of time i saw her beautiful face before she walked out the door to entertain some good folks over at billy bobs for a bavaria promo. i'm so antsy to go shake my lobum in my dancing shoes tanked and with a hazy mind not good for decision making purposes. maybe saturday night will bring of some good news plans. i know lauren is doing a fosters promo, and those i hear are always good. free pints=good fun. so in case you didn't get my subtle hint, hey friends, i won't be home on a saturday night with my doors locked up tight so invite me out and give me a squish or two, then hand me a bottle or two then plop me on a table and stuff some dollar dollar bills into my pants. OH and if not maybe someone would like to take me to the 2005 auto show.

random #11
-i have hope for brad and jen

random #12
-why you should go on the pill other than to prevent baby making.


it's one zero zero: and i'd give anything to lie on the beach right now.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

tickling the fancies of my desires.

iTunes is spinning: The Stills -"still in love song"

last night, brad is good and jenny no pants went bowling. and i, not having been bowling since grade seven for brandon's twelth birfday party, i stepped back into the lanes. on my first bowl, i got a strike. that's where the beginner's luck ended. i blame it on the almost-pink ball. if it was full-on-pink i totally would've won.

today, i went shopping at the mall. i can now cross of buying le clutch purse off the list. and also add to it my newest bikini. amongst many other items i bought. they were all relatively cheap and chic. i just bought TOO many cheap and chic items. sigh. good thing friday is payday. so if anyone wants to be introduced to my new bikini, invite me over for some hot tubbing or fly me out to the beach.
tonight, at work, i won a starbucks drink certificate reedemable for a drink. all because i was the second to complete a new case. wooo go jenny! and in other exciting news, i need to start looking for a new hobby/addict.ion/love. shopping is really putting a dent in the financial matters of life. not that i'm really complaining. but my bank account is. i need to pledge an abstinence pack to stop shopping.... we'll see how long this lasts for before i'm back in the ring full swing.
tomorrow, there is more work to be worked. then perhaps a lovely night out or in with bradley and with or without co.

i've been surviving on no friends for way tooo long. lauren left me tuesday morning. it's wednesday night and i'm not sure how long i can keep this up for. hey no friends. come back to me. tanned, blazed, knocked up, stiched up or what not. just come back!!!

it's ten five one: and everyone do the

save me when i'm not looking.

iTunes is spinning: stars -"one more night"

yesterday, my new rachel yamagata tshirt arrived along with my order of her EP. wooooo. the tshirt fits snuggly. i just have to remember not to put it in the dryer.

so here are my latest picks and takes on jenny's concert listings:

april 3 2005:
new found glory w/reggie and the full effect
kool haus.

april 12 2005:
taking back sunday and jimmy eat world
arrow hall.

april 14:
stars
the phoenix.

paycheck comes out this friday. these tickets should all be open for a public sale by then. do you want to come with?

random #101:
-i need these:

they complete the ensemble to my cute little tube dress all in which would go under the magazine section of outfits under 100. now all i need is a destination and a hot date.


it's nine five three: and hot damn i'm up early today. damn bradley and his early shift.

Monday, February 14, 2005

please don't catch me when i fall...

iTunes is spinning: copeland -"every breath you take"

...i need to feel the pain of a heartbreak

so today was seemingly a day of good movies on teevee. starting with a showing of never been kissed which i managed to catch half of which resulted in me almost being late for work, and then now, on city tv they're showing basketball diaries. i also saw that the cmt channel was playing bridges of madison county... that's when you know you can't win 'em all.

and after seeing this guy on the green carpet being interviewed by star jones tonight for the grammy's, i officially have a new hottie crush. who knew that this multi tasking dude was so shy and sweet being. i guess it also helps that he's a total cutie. mos def, you've earned yourself another not so secret admirer.

as for how tonight's games went down. it was spent in. with my loverette lauren. we rented a girly movie, bought some munchie snacks and had greasy food all in our jammies and dirty hair. we have the house all to ourselves for reading week. brings back memoirs a la first year, when every weekend was lauren and jenny time. we were spoiled.

it's two twenty five: and from the hopeless romantic in in and to all the loves of my life, happy valentines day.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

killing a love that doesn't want to die...

iTunes is spinning: m83 -"don't save us from the flames"

Start . . .
spell your name backwards: ol gityah refinnej
what song makes you cry: songs don't usually make me cry unless i'm going through a heartbreak.
what do you listen to before you go to sleep: currently it's "the first rainbow i see will be the last" playlist off iTunes.
height: we're going to say five' four and a half"
hair color: light brown i guess, with darker undertones.
piercings: some here there.
tattoos: still churning.

Right Now . . .
what color pants are you wearing: currently adorned with purple undies "touchdown" and purple. aside from one boy's eyes who have seen my bum clad in these cute jams, the only other person who has seen them is the dude who dealt with the purchasing transaction at ae.
what song are you listening to: say anything -"colorblind"
whats the weather like?: i don't know. i've closed my curtains to shut out the dark and cold world outside. also to prevent any drooling freshmen boys from jumping out their window into my pink boudoir.
how are you?: fine. thank you. how are you?
have a bad habit?: i have a current addiction to sunflower seeds and jumbo toblerones.
get along with your parents?: we have a good civil understanding. they can't live without me and i can't live without them.
boyfriend/girlfriend: his name is mr brad.
have a crush?: adam brody.
have a big regret: yes. and only one could understand how hard it is to sit next to someone till five who is so amazing and into you, only to sit in fustration at the world because the timing will never be right. casualties of attraction, but we came out with hazy memories of bottled lust and angst and promises of tomorrow and a new year.

Favorite . . .
tv show: the o.c. lesbian love and all. because in the end, i have seth cohen and the poolhouse.
conditioner: currently using pantene pro v winter rescue. i don't really see a difference from the other ones. the marketers have failed me.
book: about to start "a heartbreaking work of a staggering genius" by dave eggers.
things to do on the weekend: the weekend starts on wednesday and this week it will be all work, school and play.

Have You Ever . . .
broken the law: i'm guilty of running red lights, speeding, and illegal turns sometimes.
ran away from home: no i had a happy home
snuck out of the house: haha yes! and sneaking a boy in is even harder.
made a prank phone call: who hasn't. or at least earned an assist in making one.
use your parents credit card: i actually haven't. not really surprised, but the thought definitely didn't occur to me back in my rebellious years.
skipped school before: it's too easy.
fell asleep in the shower/bath: i've had those five-ten seconds of shut eye in the shower trying to wake up in the morning.
been in a school play: i've been in the school choir and band.
had a boyfriend/girlfriend: hhaha this is so high school. *sigh.
been in love: love is suppose to hurt.
have a hard time getting over someone: the years gone by have glazed over most of the pain and erased the time. and looking back now, the heartbreaks were surely sore in the moment of the breakup. but now. i can look at them and smile, learn my lesson and move on with an easy heart.
been hurt?: i've got a semi-sexy bruise on my leg.
been dumped?: this is neither the easier nor the harder end.
gone out with someone you only knew for 3 days: haha yes!

Random . . .
have a job: a boring but hotdamn good paying job!
your cd player has what in it right now: it should have "i can make a mess like nobody's business" ripping itself onto my book, but once again i forgot to poke bradley on finding it for me. ahem. *poke poke poke.
if you were a crayon, what color would you be?: right now i feeling like being "luminous green" or "scarlet yellow". yes i just made up those crayon color names.
what/who makes you happy?: sunshine, belly rubs, fun tickles, shoes and more.

When/What Was the Last . . .
thing you purchased: my pretty new coat from aritzia.
kiss: this evening.
phonecall: the mee mee.
you were depressed: never.
you were in the hospital: last week to visit hayley's sans appendics.

random #63:


random #64:

-i want to watch.

random #65


random #66
"The YSL woman ties her boyfriend up and drips hot wax on him before they have sex,The Gucci woman just has sex." -Tom Ford
-i am a gucci woman.


it's two three and another three: and my purple tshirt matches my purple underpants. unintentionally. rawwwrrrr!

Thursday, February 10, 2005

ps. please don't fall in love with someone new.

iTunes is spinning: say anything -"she got away"

"Do you still miss me when everything is quiet and you’re bruised?"

remember that guy. that snakey dirty liar of a guy i was ranting on and on about before. mr. no gooder. well he's back. in full force. see for yourself. don't let the sunshine fool you. beneath it all, he's thrown in a lot of wind to knock me down and freeze me out of his life. well. guess what. it's over.

it's twelve four and four pm: and i think i may be getting sick again damn you kristin and lauren *shakes fist and scrunches face.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

a little too late and yet never a perfect date.

iTunes is spinning: armor for sleep -"phantoms now"

my dose of obsessive glossy magazine reading has returned in a bout of full force fashion/beauty/sex advice frenzy. my latest reads have included one of the best jane magazine issues i've ever read. the february one with miss hilton on the cover and now of a low price of 2.99! awesome! inside it included the tidbits of showing mr brendan canning of broken social scene at one of jane's random poker parties, to the featurette of miss rachel yamagata's "five must-include tracks for a teary breakup which include the following: 1. roberta flack -"the ballad of the sad young men" 2. gladys knight and the piops -"neither one of us (wants to be the first to say goodbye)" 3. shirley horn -"where do you start?" 4. the beatles -"something" 5. barbra streisand -"the way we were".

next on the hot track list to read was cosmopolitan. this is a must read and just one hit would tell you why it's so addictive. not only does the march issue the sexy drool worthy miss alba, it also has the perfect balance of gossip/sex tips/celebrity feature/beauty/fashion. not a little too much of one... well maybe more of a particular tip than the rest. but overall it's never a bad choice. and the list goes on.

random #1: guilty shopping pleasures
-teen vogue
-shopping in the designer kid's section
-orange julius smoothies


and so tonight is andrew "the yellow dart" mackenzie's fantastic birfday bash, located at "erin billz" and so at 9:30, montanas by the billz center. i shall expect to see certain someones there. strippers? pole dances? i think yes.

it's eleven two and another two am: and i would like to say a moment to say HI JONNY!!!!!! heh.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

"you were so beautiful at five am."

iTunes is spinning: broken social scene -"lover's spit"

So, with the topic of an ever fast approaching hallmark holiday coming up, it really is a shame that indonesia has come to a stand point with this issue: kissing. so for valentines day, you'll get either one of the three options listed below:


happy valentines day! and i hope you'll be mine.

so in a few weeks time, i'll officially have my first business card made ever. my first one which i'll have two hundred and fifty copies of. and which i'll be dropping off in every rich man's security alarm encoded mail box in hopes of landing a good job and which each and everyone of you and everyone of my fourth or fifth or long lost cousins will be receiving. and by this time next year, i'll have a new business card and the process will renew itself. but alas, because it is my first business card, and we're doing it el cheapo way, which is digitally and at a cheaper printers. the quality will suffer. and thus, my original creation will not be executed. or executed by my prof for lack of a better pun.

so, somewhere along the way of googling images on where i usually come upon some random cute picture of puppies and kittins and sunshine, that the other day i hobbled on to this. check it out, it's pretty neat. a little unfinished and "coming soon" feeling. but it's still pretty awesome. and in other great spring concert news, taking back sunday and jimmy eat world have announced a tour together, and that there will be an anticipated toronto date. did you all hear that? all my tbs and jew fans let's reunite for this greatness to be happening.

okay i think i'm done for the night.

it's three four one am: and from the girl in me from so long ago, i thank you for thinking that i was so beautiful at 5am in the morning, but never really knowing how to say it and still somehow just sat through the night till morning right next to me all the while being a perfect gentleman.

Friday, February 04, 2005

everyone's got their own life philosophy.

iTunes is spinning: ben folds (live) -"the luckiest"

today i:
-went to the school to work and make some money
-went to the mall to buy some flowers and cookies and a chocolate latte
-went to the hospital to visit hayley
-went to the sushi park for sushi
-went to the movie store for a movie.

so i was thinking. i like my life right now. it's not that one part of it outweighs another by huge amounts, but all the parts put together make it good. from my friends, to my boy, to my toys, to just me. it's all good. right now. for now. i'll tell you again how my life is tomorrow, but all i can say that right here, right now, i like my life.

miss natalie portman lookin sexy as ever.



random #1:
-i love the weather right now. and even though it's a total cocktease to the internal system that's leading me on to think that spring really is just around the corner. my heart once broken knows better than to trust this relationship with the all too ever sketchy and shady toronto weather. the weatherman tells me that the springlike weather will continue for another week. but how long must i wait until the weather wants to commit to something more long term and eternal? the weather is just another one of those basic instinct male creatures. they are always up to no good, dirty lying cheaters who can't seem to tell a girl the truth: that after this little bout of sunshine and lollipops, i'm going to be thrown back into the bitter cold heartbreak known as winter. you'd think he would enjoy and if not maybe just fantasize to see me adorn in a scantily clad pink bikini with shades on and licking a dripping ice cream cone as i lay on the sandy beach beckoning the warm rays to caress my soft body and bronze me with his bright manliness... but noooo. he must torture me first with big winter jackets and uggs. never again will i trust such a fickle and ill mannered man. good bye mr tantrum moody swinging winterman. i'm off to wait under my warm snuggly covers until the sunshine man comes to awake me from my hibernating slumber with a gentle summer's kiss.


it's twelve o six: and i hope that tomorrow brings me a day of pure bliss.

pouring out the love in my heart.

iTunes is spinning: Toots and the Maytals with Rachel Yamagata -"blame on me".

so. tonight on the wonderful O.C. miss rachel yamagata played at the crabshack or whatever they like to call the "cbgb" of orange county. i was a little dissapointed that they only showcased her on one song, "i'll find a way". personally, i would have liked to see her perform at least one more song. the killers and modest mouse both got more airplay on the o.c. than this lovely talented lady did.

and so as wel all say our prayers for the night, let's give a little boost of gusto to our girl miss hayley kormann, as she is currently in the credit valley hospital recovering from her emergency surgery to have her appendics taken out. poor baby. it's wierd how appendicitis can come so suddenly and threaten to burst inside you and thus pollute your insides with nasty toxins. what a useless organ. makes me ponder on why god decided to create such a superfluous monstrosity.

big random #1: in the meantime for your visual pleasure
asian babies on crack.
-this is why it is my life goal to marry a non-asian guy, so then i'll have beautiful babies and not creatures of mumpy nature.


and so if anyone has skype they may add me --> missjink to their wonderful list as mr gamalinda has somehow persuaded me to download and install it as it was vital in saving the world. wierd. i didn't think the world was in that dire need or my help. in any case, the world is saved, and many people thank me and now worship me as their goddess of their recovering country or nation. all hail miss jenn.

it's twelve five one: and lately i've been having to pee like a banshee.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

a beautiful girl.

iTunes is spinning: sense field -"save yourself"

so. the rumour swirling around in the mac world of technologies is that the shuffle release date may be pushed back to march. which is not surprising, since on the online mac store, it already says that they'll take "3-5 weeks" for delivery. boo. the shuffle, was my inbetween settlement until apple comes out with an ipod that i'm satisfied with. bah. until then, i'll just have to makedo with stealing kristin's poddy for a jennyjoyride. hah!

so. the other day my car hit the lucky number:


so. in the meantime, lauren just gave us a peepshow. she's wearing a matching bra and panty set. mwahahaha. and it's funny. i wonder who came out with the matching set. in harsh reality, you wear the matching set (if you ever buy a matching set), that you only really wear it once. and that would be the first time you buy them. then after that, they're either never both clean at the same time, or you misplace one (perhaps a scandalous thong left in a boy's bedroom) part, that or you wait until the next fateful opportunity to come up before you have enough incentive built up with gusto to wear the set again. and so for all those curious minds out there, i am currently wearing a baby blue with black lace trimmed bra and non matching pink boyshorts.

so. before i sign off, here is the bum shot du jour:


not so random #1:
-there's something so sexy, sweet and sincere about the way a boy tells a girl that she's she's beautiful. it's not mundane like pretty, or cute. when said right and in the moment, it's perfect. it's cheesy when you think about the world beautiful. but there is something about the word beautiful that remains so pure and untouched by filth. it can leave a girl speechless and cause butterflies to occur. in the honesty of it all. beautiful is true.


it's eleven three four: and everyone get up and off the floor, let's hold hands and jump off the side into a heated pool. let's walk the on the sweet side and take a cool ride off into the night sky where we will get by.