sometimes wondering if i'll be the biggest failure to come...but i must've done something right along the way because well...i'm still here.
iTunes is currently spinning: the national -"mr. november."sooooo. it's officially been three years since this 'was never really on the market, but definitely off the market" girl was single. that's right folks, i've hit the trinity mark. i guess the boy and i have never been big into couple-ly like celebrations, as i'm spending tonight suffering from seperation anxiety like a newly brought home pup detached from the gentle warmth of her meems. heh. however, i'll give a little peep of a 'hurrah'! like the no-where-near british bird i am and do a little happy dance in my 'hot pants'.
as surmised by most men and boys alike, this is absolutely hilarious (and sadly has some ring of a truth to it) and it will save your life, if not make it a little easier to live with that femme significant other you might feel so lucky to have, but sometimes wish that she wouldn't be such a 'girl'.
GIRL DICTIONARY....reading between the lines.Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks, this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes: Translates into, 'this is half an hour'. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last five minutes and end with the world fine.
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you". This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows): Translation: "I Give Up" or "Do what you want. I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in a few minutes, followed by a nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: THis is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
Soft Sigh: (again, not a wordm but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
Oh: This world is followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night...". If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
Please Do: This is not a statement. It's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay".
Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "you're welcome".
Thanks A Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say, "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigih. Be careful not ot ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing" and raise her eyebrows...
brilliant!
this weekend was spent happily lazing around without a care in the world. a diet consisting of all things chocolate, chips and greasy food and of course a 'healthy' intake of greens. we were so lazy that in the effort it took us to go buy tickets for the most serene republic show on saturday...we ended up choosing to enjoy the leisurely life of making another molded dent into the couch. snuggles were for free of course.
it's eleven four five pm: and there is officially two school weeks left before i would've cranked out two huge projects (which have not been started) and i'll be leaving on a jetplane to hong kong to escape this deathly winter weather for a blissful month. till then.
growing tired of us.
iTunes is spinning: deftones -"digital bath"
<--- okay honestly, does anyone else
love love LOVE this as much as i do!? heeee. i want a tiny mouse/hammy/gerbil hybrid humping my clicker it could be my new bestest friend. cept i think it'll get lost underneath the covers. i think i need something more snuggable.
not much has been happening lately. aside from my car choosing to break down on me on the first windy icy snowy day of the year! grarrrrw. of course. it had to choose friday to break down. and resulted in me trekking on the dreadful missisauga transit via 3 transfer of buses to reach the boy's workplace and procede to wait in a timmies for caa to haul it's tow truck over here to haul the lorider downtown. after three hours of waiting my wish finally came true. after three hours. if i never sit in another tim hortons again i will be that much happier and i will never view that tim hortons red in the same joyful caffienated light again. sooooo 950.99 later, the lorider came out of emergency room with a brand new battery and alternator and all vitals signs pointed to healthy. bah humbug. i hope everyone else had a less costly weekend than i did.
it's twelve two ooooooh am: and i'm feeling an early bout of the winter blues sneaking up on me.
a little less foreign.
iTunes is spinning: deftones -"be quiet and drive"exxxx or no ex.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I listen to political music.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs
[x] I own an iPod or MP3
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I love Disney Movies.
[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[x] I am a
(basketball) sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I bake well. (well i try)
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[x] I am in love with love
[x] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I've been out of this country.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I see a therapist.
[x] I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[x] I play video games.
tetris![x] Gotten lost in my city.
[ ] Saw a shooting star
[ ] I Had a serious Surgery
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[x] I have Kissed a Stranger
[x] Hugged a stranger
[ ] Been in a fist fight
[ ] Been arrested
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Swore at your parents.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts
[x] Been close to love
[x] Been to a casino
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Broken a bone
[xxxx] Skipped school
[ ] Flashed someone
[ ] Saw a therapist
[ ] Played spin the bottle
[ ] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hourx
[x] bitten somebody
[x] Been to Niagara Falls
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car
[x] Been to Japan
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[x] Stole something from your job/school
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[x] Lied to a friend
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[x] Been to Europe
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Had children
[x] Saw someone dying
[ ] Been to Africa
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[x] Been to Canada
[ ] Been to Mexico
[x] Been on a plane
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] Thrown up in a bar
[x] Eaten Sushi
[x] Been snowboarding
[x] Been Skiing
[ ] Met someone in person from the internet
[ ] Been to a moto cross show
[ ] Lost a child
[x] Gone to college
[ ] Dropped out of high school/college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[x] Taken painkillers
[x] Had someone cheat on you
[-] Miss someone right now
wow. now that that really brought you and me closer together. the real question here is that i haven't really done a whole damn lot now have i?
it's two one eight am: and the in-laws is a hilarious movie. oh and did i mention how i love ryan reynolds because he's a funny one.
a journey i think i need to go on alone.
iTunes is spinning: deftones -"change (in the house of flies)"sooo...let's see. thursday night was happenings at newly introduced to me place called 'the underground'. it's so underground that the door of the place doesn't even have the name posted. apparently only the people in the know get to go. haha except it's not like every other pretentious club around town where you have to be specifically guestlisted to get into. this place was just kind of hidden almost dirty bar with a live band playing cool covers. the place sold me so much i didn't wants to leave...but alas, branthouse was the destination in toll for last call. debauchery to be had by most and yet another innocent night of dancing with the boys but not to bring them home. sometimes, i don't think people understand the platonic relations that can take place in a setting where there is music and drinks in hand. sadly, not everyone understands the concept of being there to "have a good time".
i think this weekend i took another step closer to being rol san's bitch. as i actually had rol sans two nights in a roll. on a lovely friday evening, followed by a drunken saturday night after the phoenix. both times was just as delicious. and sometimes you just need a little of the dirty chinese greasemonkeys in your belly to feel satisfied. especially after a rather dissapointing night out at the phoenix. high cover...for a place that's serving the religious rock crowd. however, the highlights of the night include the dance off between the asian yoga/tai chi master guy and the chick that was clearly high on a little white pill. funny how there's always a token crazy asian guy dancing at dirty rock clubs. ie. funny 80's robotic dance move guy at the dance "bat' cave, the punk, leather wearing wall humping guy at phils in waterloo and now the yoga busting arm pointing towards the sky guy at the phoenix. have anymore sightings let me know!
as for my lonely sunday night in. i broke the rule and went to blockbusters alone. i spent forever trying to pick a movie, you'd tihnk it should be easy since i'm the only one i have to please...but alas i came up with uptown girls (because i caught the first bit of it on tv the other day and didn't get to finish it, surprisingly sweet aside from the annoying b.murphy), grind (which i've watched but needed to watch again because i lacked a little adam brody in my life today considering i haven't been tapped with the seth cohen ass lately) and the in-laws (which i have yet to watch, but it has ryan reynolds and he's a hottie!). and now my night ends on a sour note as i've forgotten my newly brought GOOD toothpaste that doesn't give me cankersores and mouth ulcers like no end and my new toothbrush at his house. i am sad. woe is me.
it's eleven four five pm: and i needs a pick me up.
slipping through the vastly of your universe...what does that even mean!?
iTunes is spinning: jamie walters -"hold on"sooo today was the last of the blackwood project. i'm feeling pretty awesome about it. i've gotten a pretty damn good mark on it thus far. however, next week it's back to our individual project of the year and i'm still absolutely lost as to what i should do. i have problems of commitment to my work. i really need to find something that i feel passionate enough about to want to deal with for the next 5 months. hmmmmmmm. which means that tonight is a entire night devoted to vegging out because i don't enough of that..... haha. and eating the chips that i swore that i wouldn't touch another one of yesterday. welps. that was yesterday and today is a brand new day and i want chips. damn cravings. must be that time.... of ____ ...
tommorow will be wonderful day of not having to gets up early and shopppping with the girlies. i have a list that i must stick to. no diverting from. i can only make purchases on selected items. however when friday comes.... i'll have monetary funds at my expense again. wheeee payday. i've never had the chocolate bar, but if the feeling is anything close to as sweet as having cash money in my pocket i'll be willing to give it a try.
sooo here's my latest find in cute pictures and i LOVE LOVE LOVE....
no i don't know how i stumble upon such ridiculousness. but it's soooooo funny!!!
hahaha
it's seven two tooo pm: and abbycats is miouwing at my door.. prolly because i'm the only one home right now and she wants snuggles and attention almost as much as i do. *hrumph.
listfully lustfully fully fully full.
iTunes is spinning: broken social scene -"hotel"sooooo. it's a windy sunday afternoon. the weather network tells me that winds are clocking in at 50-60km. that's a lot. life has been prett mellow lately. going out only when the bank of lauren funds my night out such as last thursday's girls night out and LOT 332. it was... umm. okay. not so special. won't be running back there anytime soon.
this weekend has been severely poverty stricken. if i don't get something nutritious into my body really soon, i'll be a poster child with a bones sticking out everywhere. yum.
it's three fourty three pm: and my room smells like cat pee....
