it is the life of another girl.

images of you and me and then there was her.

iTunes is spinning: lagwagon -"lovestory"

today has been a very productive. i went all the way to my aunt's work (north york) to pick up a year's worth of mail. including my t4s. which tomorrow i've booked an appointment with my local H&R block guy to get me some cashmoney back! then i made my way towards sheridan to drop off my studio ballots for next year and to pick up my print portfolio. AND THEN i went to shoppers to mail my mee mee and my sissy a package. then headed towards stinky bradley to pick him up for a pre-exam lunch thing. so yes. it's been a busy bee day. i'm so awesome!!!

in other worthy news, i'm dying for the new DKNY gold aviators, yellow wedge sandals, anything from marc jacobs, big diamond studs, a frilly bikini, polki dotted flip flops, a cute puppy to be my snuggle buddy and i would also like a kitty to be my friend. thanks a boonches!

it's eleven four four pm: and tomorrow will be a day of taking apart beds and shelves followed by a green dinner!

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/26/2005 11:44:00 PM |

spinning into a crazy twist of fate.

iTunes is spinning: the arcade fire -"rebellion"

okay. lookit what i just found out that goes on in toronto in the summatime!!!

http://www.woofstock.ca

yes it's totally what you think it is. a doggy extravaganza!!! hee heee heee. here's an advance notice to all. this is my pre-birfday bash as it happens the day before the big day. hahaha. loves it. woof.

it's seven twenty four pm: and i'm a lalalalalalalalaala.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/25/2005 07:24:00 PM |

it's like a lover's quarrel that we can never get out of.

iTunes is spinning: broken social scene -"anthems for a seventeen year old."

so it's been another eventful week. starting with a 300 dollar bill for brake pade+rotary repair. ew. then the rest of the week/end went down like this. had a chill night in with the girlies on wednesday night. then on thursday we headed downtown. went out to the mod club and easy on the fifth. so here's how it went down:







if this intrigues your corneas...then click here for more scandalism.

the rest of friday morning was spent nursing a severe hangover whilst trying to pay attention to my last session of bartending school. it was suppose to be a good class too with the tasting of shooters. and although i felt fine by the afternoon after a good BLT sandwich at the new york diner, but then the thought of alcohol entering my body that day just gave me convulsions and revultions. mmm. my weekend ended with some quality time spent with bradley and not leaving the house for the better part of all weekend just because it was spitting dogs and cats outside. i know offically only have two dollars and thirty seven cents in my bank account. boo. i needs a job.

this week i swear i'll get some stuff done so i can check it off the list.
-do taxes
-change insurance
-start packing
-buy paint
-go to caa
-scratch my bum...

that's it folks! till next jenny newsletter hang in there sweeties.

it's seven two o pm: and it's time to hit up the shoppers.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/24/2005 07:20:00 PM |

i can almost taste the sweet allure of summertime lust.

iTunes is spinning: the softies- "i love you more"

so. i was officially done my 2005 fall semester yesterday. officially. i wrote my last paper for utm. i somehow managed to haul my shit together and do it one last time... at least for now. this morning at six am in the morning, i tumbled out of my dreamy state of sleep to sit infront of my computer clicking the refresh button on rosi waiting for it to open. i managed to get into the 2/3 courses i wanted to take downtown for the summer, and enrolled in my third plan b class. as of now, for the next three weeks, i'll be school free. after that this is my life.
Monday: classes from 9-12/6-9
Tuesday: classes from 12-3
Wednesday: classes from 9-12/6-9
Thursday: classes from 12-3.
sounds brutal doesn't it. but summer will make up for the masochism of education i am putting myself through this summer. that and it will all paid full back in return in my last year of victory lapping/i mean slacking.i mean schooling.

my experience at the volcom sample sale in retrospect wasn't really all that bad. but i think i had too high of an expectation to begin with. however i still managed to snag some goodies:


the stars concert was amazing, even though i had to wait until midnight before they came on. the openers were meh. nothing that got my guns going and my lungs singing along.

today. i am going to put new brake pads on the LoRider and i just hope that's all that's wrong with the squeeky eekies that's been going on in my pups.

tomorrow, i hear scandal is going down at the branthouse for a raptors after party. till then my sweeties and poopies.

it's ten fifty five am: and i'm off to rudely awake bradley from his dreamy state so he can accompany me on a wonderful brake pad changing excursion.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/19/2005 10:55:00 AM |

i've severed the strings you incessantly puppetry me by.

iTunes is spinning: lagwagon -"love song"

[ series 1 - you ]
-- real name: jennifer
-- name you go by: jennifer, jenny, jenn...beautiful. heh.
-- birthplace: h to the k.
-- birthdate: june six.
-- current location: in the midst of relocating from mrs.ass sauga, to downtown toronto.
-- eye color: brownies
-- righty or lefty: right side
-- gf/bf: i've got one boyfriend and many many many many hot girlfriends.
-- zodiac sign: the sign of the twins, gemini


[ series 2 - your favorite ]
-- music: music that gets the jenny stamp of approval, a little pink of rock, punk, emo, this new stuff that's been going on. . .on and your occasional cheesy eighties song. "..it's the total eclipse of my heart!!!"
-- cartoons: family guy. futurama. and i enjoy undergrads and my little pony classics.
-- food: sushi LO hands down.
-- drink: i usually prefer the h-too-O, otherwise a nice earl gray or some prescribing from the dr. pepper is always good.
-- color: pink is always nice (as long as it's not a pink eye...) the lime greens, vibrant yellows, aquamarines, kelly green...give me bright and give me bold, then clash 'em together. that's how i like my colours.
-- magazine: lately i've been reading a lot of JANE again because they've lowered their price to 2.99. now that's really how mych ALL magazines should cost. otherwise, i indulge myself in teenvogue (yess i said teen.), a little dash of the allure side, shake it up with some cosmopolitan and when i'm feeling like a high roller, W and V magazine.
-- tv show: the o.c., antm, 24, gilmore girls, smallville. i think that's all for my must see tv of the week list. although half of them don't run regular new shows everyweek. which helps on the whole folllowing the plot plan. but you can always count on 24 for weekly new goodness of entertainment value.
-- movie: of this year so far i've really enjoyed sin city. but then again, i haven't really watched that many new movies of this year. i watched closer a few weeks ago, and if it were not for the ending (and natalie portman's ass shot) i might've really not liked this movie.
-- perfume/cologne: d&g-light blue, all escada's sexy perfumes, and for the boys aqua di gio tops the list.
-- weekend activity: lately it's been doing bartending school on fridays onwards to whatever is on the schedule for the "s" days. and lately, that's been 'trying' do my essay.
-- ice cream flavor: haagen daz' baileys.


[ series 3 - what is ]
-- your most overused phrase: mmm i prolly have a few. it's just harder to catch yourself in the act.
-- the first feature you notice in the same/opposite sex: this is tough, i think it's different for every person. there's not just one thing i look for all the time.
-- your best feature: hmmm. well. i've been told, my eyes (not my favourite), my back, my bum (mmm sweet cheeks) and one odd dude liked my soft 'baby' arms. wierdo. but my favourite is when guys rub my belly. purrr, i'm like a kittin catching a catnipnap (with drool and all. that's how good a little belly rub a dub dub is.).
-- your bedtime: very unpredictable. it can be anywhere from 11(on a rare rare day) to around 3-4am(most common) to 5-6. ETS (estamated time of sleep) for today: 2am.
-- your most missed memory: my grandmaman.


[ series 4 - do you ]
-- smoke: a healthy set of lungs (i'll consider letting you black lunged friends buy them off me for a pricey sum and a nice funeral plot overlooking the islands of hawaii).
-- drink: i am taking bartending school. but not all bartenders drink. btw anyone want to hire two hot bartenders. we're selling ourselves off as a package: hotties for hire.
-- take a shower everyday?: i try. . .*sheepishly tries to sniff myself for unpleasant odors.
-- have a(any) crush(es)?:  yeeeks. currently my latest crush has been on that hot man in K-os' back in the day video. the one walking minding his own business who then battles the dude lying on the floor of college and spadina. hmm. there's some definitely smoking hotness going on there.
-- think you've been in love?: i fall in love everytime i see a puppy or a kittin or anything cute and furry and pet-a-ble. no, nothing below the belt counts as 'cute'.
-- like/d high school?: it was highschool. i think it was just hard switching schools (and countries) three times in the duration of my high school career for me to formulate a hardbonded rat pack. i came out of it with the few friends who really mattered, and honestly, that's all i care about. oh that and my MVP baby. hahaha. yeah. no. friends.
-- want to get married?: in the future sure. but it's a very long long distant future. although you're still welcome to present me with a bling for my finger, i'll just choose whether or not i want to put it on the right finger. . . what do you mean i have to say yes? i just like the bauble and shiny shiny things... ohuuu. 
-- type with your fingers on the right keys?: for the most part.
-- have any tattoos/where?: only etchings left on the heart by the unsuspecting, that's carried my this far, and still yet gives me everything to look forward to for tomorrow.
-- have any piercings/where?: i've got some metal here and there.
-- get motion sickness?: yeah i think so, a mild reaction. i never end up puking, but i do feel weasy and qeasy sometimes.

[ series 5 - are you ]
-- open-minded: i'd like to think so, unless you're telling me to stick my tongue into the hong kong harbour and lap up some water... that's where i draw the line.
-- insecure: everyone has their moments of freakoutness.
-- understanding: to the best of my ability, but sometimes, things just don't make sense to me, or i don't approve of them, therefore i'm not understanding. it's a love hate thing.
-- childish: always, it's my mantra to never grow up. that and always have a stash of raisin glosettes for those studying days like tonight which i so despereately craved some. they may look like rabbit poop, but they make the perfect handy studying snack, no mess no spill, satisfaction guaranteed.
-- shy: i prolly come off as shy sometimes, it's mistaken for quiet a lot of the times.
-- independent: i definitely think so. but i can still grow to become more independent, but sometimes you know, it's nice to have someone's hand to hold so you know you're not in it alone.
-- responsible: what's responsible? heh.
-- trusting: i'll always tell you that shirt looks hideous, or that you have to buy those pants because your ass looks fabolous, or to tell you to whip that smirky smile off your face because you look like a fool in all my pictures. haha. well. otherwise, it's really hard to earn my trust sometimes i guess, i've become so used to the fact of only being able to count on myself.
-- talkative: i've got my talky moments, for the most part i guess i'm a listener. but if you'll listen, i'll talk.


[ series 6 - the future ]
-- age you hope to be married: i'll ask the magic eight ball, hold on. . . it says "uncertain"
-- number of children: again let me whip out the black ball...."you will be successful" ... what!? haha. just joking i don't even have a magic ball to jiggle. can i borrow yours?
-- describe your dream wedding place: why all these non-answerable question!? haha oh. i didn't realize i was at the future part. okay well. for now, knowing my fickle fickle heart on trying to decide a place and torn between having a big fashionista bash or garden party (boring!) i think i'll opt for the eloping in the elvis chapel route.
 -- what do you want to be when you grow up?:  good question.


[ series 7 - [opposite sex ]
-- what do you look for: a feeling.
-- short or long hair: short, i don't dig mullets. i pass them on to lauren.
-- best height: taller than me. even though i hear we're all the same height in bed... but it makes do better for the arm nooky snuggling that i so enjoy.
-- best weight: umm. if you don't absolutely crush me or envelope me when you sit on me, then you're a good weight.
-- best articles of clothing: a sexy, just at the right ride pair of worn in jeans. it's sexy!


[ series 8 - random ]
-- when's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: umm not since first year, i left eeyore behind with the memories that i didn't wish to carry on with me. at the time being anyways. i gave him a second chance at christmas time for a snuggle session, but he's since lost the smell and sentiment, it's all nostalgia now. but i'll always remember.
-- how many rings until you answer the phone?: whenever i dig it out of my big LAMB purse with many assorted items. from 5 types of lip glosses, to random receipts and one battered usb key, to random candy and suckers. it's just a maze.
-- what's on your mouse pad?: don't gots one.
-- how many houses have you lived in?: well, 7 with my family, 4 different ones in residences, 2 assorted summer dwellings and finally onto my cute dupont house =14. most people might not count residence as one, but for me, it's has to be a home.
-- how many schools have you gone to?: from elementary to university it's been 2 different elementary schools, 3 different high schools and my uoft/sheridan combo now.
-- would you shave your head for $5,000 dollars?: no.

okay. phew. *wipes sweat off my pretty brow. another random questionaire done. i never give up on these things, why i have no idea, there were many instances where i've started them and haven't finished, but those i never post nor send out, they represent a lack of effort in representing yourself in some minimal way. but for the most part, they relax me and let me think of genius ways to tell all your strangers about me. i like to be called beautiful.

random #98:
-"wash before handling"

ps. i like my water really really warm, to some people hot...i like to call it steamy, with a dribble dabble of good lathery soap, or you can plop me in a bath of strawberry bubbles.

it's one o four am: and volcomsamplesale round 2 begins tomorrow morning DING DING DING!!

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/16/2005 01:04:00 AM |

live to make a dream to believe

iTunes is spinning: anberlin -"missionary song"

so. tonight is the eve. the eve of what i would consider even more anticipating than christmas morn. the eve of a monumental day. a day that will go down in history. it is the eve of the volcom sample sale!!! needless to say, the sleep tonight will be torturous as my little head fills with frilly skirts and fitted hoodies galore, the arrays of colourful belts and smashing totes. oh my little heart goes pitter patter, faster with every second of today that passes before me only to let me be one second closer to tomorrow. so. for those who don't know me that well. i ♥ volcom. why. because it's fabolous is why. and tomorrow i will be getting my full dosage, my very first volcom sample sale, getting my excited little hands on everything i can for a fraction of the price. ahhh. my dreams come true. this is almost better than that time i had a dream about josh hartnett being in love with me. wait. maybe this is better. this is real. i can touch it, i can sniff it, i can kiss it, i can hug it, i can wear it, i can sleep with it. . .

my thursday fun will continue on as, tomorrow night is the starts concert. at the phoenix i believe. i'm excited, and i've heard rumours of the arcade fire opening. i'd be so uber psyched to see that happening. they're huge and totally deserving of the fame because they're phenomenal (not like the LLcool J kind of phenomenal though). but of course to all this upside of my endearing little materialistic life, there is a downside. to which i have a major final paper due on monday. to which i'm still working out the topic and research. ho hum. but i can't help it if i have a one track mind, body and soul. and right now all it can concentrate on is the stone. i mean who cares if friday is already a write off as it's week number three of me learning how to throw bottles of vodka around, stirring up gin martinis (dirty/wet anyway you like 'em) and latching on to the tips of the trade. but in the meantime, i think i finally honed down to the final choice of paint for my new downtown boudoir. what tis it you ask? well. you'll just have to be patience and see. all i know is that it's going to be a bitch of a paintjob. why must we artsies always come up with a difficult thing to do. ahhhh the things we do for aesthetic pleasure. purrrrr.

it's eleven o two: and i'm well on my way to procrastinationville for the rest of the night. till'morrow my dear dear volcom sample sale. i love you.you.you.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/13/2005 11:02:00 PM |

don't say sorry. i'm not talking to you.

iTunes is spinning: M-Flo loves Yoshiki -"let go"

okay. so weekend recap. it was the h70 boys' last kegger of their university career and it was a good turnout overall. everyone made their appeareances. cops showed up and threated to fine for noise disturbance so you know it was good because the POlice showed up. then the rest of the weekend really can be summed up with me sleeping a bunch. i think i've caught something dirty as i feel weak as a baby kittin lately. bleh. anyways. HAHAHHA the most hilarious shit jsut happened. if any of you has been exposed to the ever so hilarious "milk and cereal" video then you might've heard of the elusive asian version of this video that i havent' been able to track down. until some wonderful friend sent it over msn!. loves it! another crazy asian act.

so as this sunday night is winding down, i must put down on this blog to mark it's place as the best day so far in the year of 2005. it was an amazing day, i went outside without a jacket on! i didn't think that i would live to see the day that this happens. my sunday consisted of some lazy sleeping in till afternoon time, catching some breakfast at sunset grill, then rounding up some participants in a game of catch the football and frisbee, and after that we watched some "rigged" golf as andy would have it as tiger woods made a ridiculous putt of some kind. my night winded down with some library going to hunt up some books for an essay topic.

so then. now. as i sit here staring at the newly taken out books sitting on my bed i suddenly feel sleepy. so sleepy. zzzzz

random #21
-hahahaha today infront of the house next to house 70, in the middle of street were the words: "Don't say sorry, i'm NOT talking to you." at first i totally thought it was bradley who wrote it because he was mad at me, but in further investigation he SWEARS it wasn't him, and we went on to pressume that some little kid on the block was dating some other kid who lives in that house and they had a tragic break up which then provoked the hate and wrote it for the neighbour hood to see. i thought it was a very sophisticated act of rampage. that and it's chalk. the rain will wash away the pain eventually. but not this week the weather man promised me a FULL week of sunshine!!! yippie skippy!

it's eleven four two pm: and this is going to be a good week. i can just feel it in the jenny bones! they're alive with a tingly sensation!!!

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/10/2005 11:15:00 PM |

the flourescent glow of the lights blink hazy beneath the stirring night.

iTunes is spinning: hellogoodbye- "dear jamie, sincerly me"

okay. last night was ridiculous. after making sure we arrived at lucid on time and way before 1030 to guarantee that we get our hot asses through the door, we were presented with free drink tickets. making our way upstairs and downstairs and up up stairs and midlevels. the place was pretty packed, aside from some lonely dance rooms. but of course everyone was crowded up and around the main floor as that's where the stage was, and the drum kit that was set up that of course everyone knew by now that the 'rumours' of sum 41 playing were true. the events of this night has been documented here.

the night concluded with some pizza goodness and sleeping on floors. waking up at 730 and heading back to sauga to sleep in actual beds. ahhh beds.

my day begins tonight with my dreaded presentation followed by an all nighter's pull of work at the print studio@sheridan to finish up my last print portfolio. sigh. till tomorrow my dears, i'll be a ghost.

it's four twenty four pm: and i'm going to hippity hop and hit the showers.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/06/2005 04:24:00 PM |

please don't ask me to stay, i won't stay.

iTunes is spinning: rachel yamagata -"letter read"

okay. on may third of this year, with doors opening at 8pm, i must be in the venue of the presence of miss rachael yamagata. i've already got the word out there. i'm just awaiting my present response. heh.

anyways. tomorrow night will be a night of all sorts of scandal. here's how it's going down
-14 or so hot girls
-lucid
-one big launch party
-sum 41
-scandal scandal scandal
we're all leaving the boyfriends at home and hitting it up for a good night on the town.

it's twelve fifty nine am: and sometimes i don't mind intense weeks after all. you're so wound up with the amounts of work biting your ass that i actually get things done. and not just because they're due in 5 hours. heh.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/05/2005 12:59:00 AM |

alone again, in a moment trapped between the mornings and nights of time.

iTunes is spinning: waking ashland -"hands on deck"

okay let's update here:

mon-design portfolio and presentation outline
tues-guility indulging myself in a molson "kick" launch party
wed-dreaded presentation
thurs-print portfolio and maybe last pub if i'm bothered enough
fri-bartending school

following wed-dreaded awful maybe hopefully the last essay i ever write ever ever again.
thurs-home free and stars concert at night.

random #42
-no matter how much work i've got to do, i refuse to let myself stress. stress just isn't a word in my body vocabulary. so to combat this "stress" i propose a trip to disneyland!! who's with me say AYE AYE AYE. we can go on the pirates of the carribean ride.

till then my loves.

it's three four three am: and it's almost time for bed, but not yet.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/04/2005 03:43:00 AM |

in the dark entrancement of this smoky bar, my dark brown eyes are fixated upon your open heart.

iTunes is spinning: Nicky Holland -"i just don't know what to do with myself"

scratch it like it's hot.


the following is a not-paid procrastination commercial.

1) Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought: 1. red tshirt 2. aqua blue tanktop 3. sweatcapris 4. black top.
2) Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink: water, tea, nestea's ice tea and dr. pepper.
3) Last Time You Cried ? : not in any recent memories.
4) What's In Your CD Player ? i don't have a cdplayer.
5) What's Under Your Bed ? magazines, boxes, tampons, laundry detergent, bounce sheets, pet dust bunnies...
6) What Time Did You Wake Up Today ? around noonish. but really it was 313 that i actually hauled myself out of bradley's blue bed to just plop myself down on the couch to nap some mores. it's been a productive day.
7) Current Hair?braided back, cliped up and meeesssssy.
8) Current Clothes ? short red striped shorts, grey t, and blue booties
9) Current Desktop Picture ? one off the natalie dee's website. "mmmmm...." sheep.
10) Current Worry ? that i won't be able to make it through my last week and a half of hell.
11) Current Hate ? that i'm hungry. but it's already one am. and i'm too lazy to do anything about it.
12) Favorite Places To Be: in the sunshine, or under the nook of a snuggly arm.
13) Least Favorite Place: in a certain professor of mine's class. yeeeuuuuch.
14) If You Could Play An Instrument ? guitar.
15) Favorite Color(s)?pink, lime green, aquaish blues, olive greens, lemon yellows, just colours in general i looooove.
16) how tall are you? 5'5" well really....5'4" and a half...
17): Favorite expression? ummm. a good one.
18) One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To: my grade school crush, jimmy, the cute boy with dimples. man i had it baddd for that boy.
19) Favorite Day(s)? any day of the week as long as it's not the last.
20) Where Would You Like To Go? at the moment, to ashbury park NJ for april 29-may 1 for BAMBOOOZLE the everybody who's anybody concert. just thinking of this concert makes me wet. and i blame you for me not going. hrumph.
21) Where Do you want to live when you get married? ask me again in a few long years.
22) Favorite food? sushi.
23) Color of most clothes you own: ummm i think i have a good amounts of every colour in my closet. no joke.
24) Number of pillows you sleep w/? 2, one for my head and one to hug.
25) What do you wear when you go to sleep: undies and a tshirt usually.
26) What were you doing 12AM last night: reading my girly magazine and eating jolly ranchers while brad was playing the new splinter cell
27) How old will you be in 10 yrs: AHHHH i'll be 31!!! YEEEKKKS. that's scary.
28) What do you think you'll be doing in 10  years?? hopefully, something i love. and that could be jackshit for all i know.
29) Do you have braces? did, although my wisdom teeth did some damage to my teeth shifting... bah.
30) Are you paranoid? to a very slight degree maybe.
31) Do you burn or tan? tan! tan.
32) Your alarm clock? is very unreliable. as it's just my cell phone usually and sometimes if it runs out of batts during the night i'm screwed for my wake up call.
33) Your hair? severely damaged and in need of a rejuvenation.
34) Computer? 12" iBook that's taken too much abuse from me.
35) Notebook? oh. above.
36) First real memory of something? when i was around 3, and it was around the time that we were getting ready to leave hk for vancouver and my daddy took me to go buy fishies and on the way back up to our apartment in the elevator i begged him to let me hold the bag of fishies and of course he did, and of course me being the clumsy one dropped the bag of fishies in the elevator and i vividly remember watching them seep through the crack of the door of the elevator.... eww. fish traumas.
37) First piercing/tattoo? my ears..
38) First enemy? haha i remember it was my first bestfriend relationship gone bad. aliyah. but we made up after a few years.
39) Good cry? no.
40) Last library book checked out? something to do with the last paper i wrote.
41) Last person you yelled at? prolly bradley :-P heh.

if you're bored check this out.

it's one o seven am: and man did i ever dick the day away. this is just going to make my tomorrow that much more brutal.

posted by juicy jenny @ 4/03/2005 01:07:00 AM |