Monday, October 31, 2005

delusions of another haunted world.

iTunes is spinning: the academy is...-"classifieds"

soooo. yesterday was my halloween. and of course knowing the every so crazy lauren halloween meant dressing up as something ridiculously funny and absurd. so that meant out the door went the sexy nurses (sorry bradley), the sexy cop, bunnies, kitties anything else furry cute and slutty... and this is what the genuises at headoffice concocted:

TROPHY WIVES: you can bring us home to daddy, but never to mommy.


entroducing blinging, glamming, literally gold dusted trophies

bradley as a 70/80s camp counselor at "CAMP tijuana....do you wanna?"

that's right ladies, he's allllllllll mine, tube socks and all.

she may be trophy wife #due...but she's still looking.

seriously...pat us on the back.


the night didn't really turn out as planned...however, the shower at the end of the nice felt really really really nice. even though it took me around 4 and a half scrubs before i was officially less golden...however, today as i sit at work i notice that there are still gold flakies embedded into my pores. yay. solid gold forever. till next year... what else gold can we be?

it's eleven three one pm: and i cannot waits till the next paycheck. living the poverty life doesn't look so good on me.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

deleriously me.

iTunes is spinning: the anniversary -"d in detroit"

soooooo. i'm a working woman now. officially back to the one job that never seems to fail. ahhhh. it's not so bad this time around, it's almost enjoyable. almost. at least it pays well, you can never complain about that. i cannot wait till my first paycheck though... two weeks. in the meantime, i'm living the poverty life. seriously. the weather has been freakin cold lately, at least it wasn't raining today. if it rained one more day i was going to poke my eyes out with a thunderstick. what's a thunderstick you say, i don'ts know.

not much to say, so not much to read, just open your eyes and absorb the few goodnesses i have below. girls night out with miss jelly and miss lauren. what was suppose to be a 'classy' night at the branthouse turned into good ol' times at my apartment which has been completely revamped and not so bad anymore. good times had by all those around..







tomorrow is another fun crit day at printprintprintprintprint!!!

it's eleven one three pm: and my room is cold :-(

Monday, October 24, 2005

it's been a while since you.

iTunes is spinning: eels -"mr e's beautiful day"

didja know...
Name: jennnnnnn
Birthday: 060683
Birthplace: h to the k.
Current Location: downtown toronto.
Eye Color: delicious sultry browns.
Hair Color: more less delicious browns.
Height: five-five
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: token asian. chinese, although everyone else seems to mistake me for either japanese, or some sort of a mixed race. meeeeeehhh.

The Shoes You Wore Today: uuuuuuuuggggggs.
Your Weakness: excessive spending.
Your Fears: failure.
Your Perfect Pizza: the right kind of crust, not too thick, not to thin, not too crunchy, not too smooshy with a pileload of meat on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get through my last year without giving up.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahahaha.
Thoughts First Waking Up: lately it's been nooooooo. must sleep some mores. it's cold outside and warm under covers. more snuggles!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: too many to name... hahaha.
Your Bedtime: all over the place.
Your Most Missed Memory: being young and not worrying.

Pepsi or Coke: dr. smoooooth.
MacDonalds or Burger King: ummm. pass.
Single or Group Dates: both have their good points.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate of course.
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea, early grey please, two milks, two sugars.
Do you Smoke: no.
Do you Swear: unwillingly.
Do you Sing: i pretend i can when i'm in the car and think no one's watching...
Do you Shower Daily: haha i try...
Have you Been in Love: luckily yes.
Do you want to go to College: am going.
Do you want to get Married: someday. not in the near future.
Do you belive in yourself: yes. it has to be a yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes yeah. then i gets all burpy.
Do you think you are Attractive: momma says yes.
Are you a Health Freak: no. i try to be sometimes. but then the chocolate and the chippies all call my name in unison.
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. mostly when i'm indoors snug as a bug looking outside onto the dreary world with bolts of lights. that's when it's the coolest.
Do you play an Instrument: i lay claims on the pots. i'm still a little rusty on the pans.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yesssum.
In the past month have you Smoked: nooomum
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does advil count.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: on an assortment of dates. as long as i get bradleysnuggles.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately yes. it's my one downfall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hahahaha yes!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nooooo. this makes me sad.
In the past month have you been on Stage: uhhh no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: i hope not!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: tooo coold. brrr.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe some tshirts from brad. but i'm not returning them.
Ever been Drunk: if i said no would you believe me?
Ever been called a Tease: haha yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: no barfights to add to the list yet.
Ever Shoplifted: no.
How do you want to Die: in a tragic tale of evilness... or something painless.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a trophy wife.
What country would you most like to Visit: i woudln't mind going back to europe. or someplace exotic like costarica.

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pretty ones.
Favourite Hair Color: whatever works for the guy.
Short or Long Hair: prolly short, but i also like the longer shaggy look where it's begging me to ruffle and run my hands through the mop.
Height: meeehhh.
Weight: as long as they're not anorexic. . .
Best Clothing Style: just don't wear pants that are only barely hanging on by that bump you call an ass.

Number of Drugs I have taken: . . .........
Number of CDs I own: haha. ummm. i don'ts know.
Number of Piercings: a few
Number of Tattoos: only one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there are a few. but i try not to think about them too much and just concentrate on not making more. but sometimes, they're inevitable. lifelessons i guess.

it's twelve two eight pm: and someone pullllleeeassee get me the hells out of here.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

unbeknownst.

iTunes is spinning: snow patro -"crazy in love"

"i bling yo"

sooooo. this is pretty funny.
sure she's not much to look at up close and maybe personal. but slap those abs on my jiggly tum and i won't be complaining.


it's eleven two two pm:

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

walking down a path vastly unknown by me.

iTunes is spinning: mae-"we're so far away"

currently munching on: oreos, dipped in milk. you see. the other night. around well i don'ts remember, but say around 2am, bradley comes in with an orea in his hand. me being the lazy bum, didn't want to have a bite because then i'll have to gets all the way up, put on some pants and walks all the way over to brush my teeth _again_. sooooo i sat there watching him eat the cookie, and i just knew knew knew that i'll be craving those little suckers in the very near future. so here i am, after a grocery trip to loblaws and my one indulgence of 'snack' item spent towards the bag of oreos i'm sitting with my cup o' milk and a few cookies being that stereotypical poster child on the commercials quietly munching away on my oreos and squiggling my glasses back up my asian nose with no arch to hold them there in the first place, that, hey wait a minute, here's the thing, I DON'T EVEN LIKE OREO COOKIES!!! end of story
(and ridiculously long sentence, don't sic the grammar police on me, you'll be doing them a favour).


ps. whoever the hell of a brain of a person is that concocted the idea to make oreos or other chocolate substances deep fried has a sicksicksick mind. and not sick, as, in the "ebola" term kind of way. . . (sorry brian madden for jack-age of picture of said fried oreo cookies being consumed *shudder.)

it's six o six pm: and lords of dogtown here i come.

Monday, October 17, 2005

tickle my fancies.

iTunes is spinning: broken social scene-"hotel"



adopt your own virtual pet!



he's alllll mine. to keeps forevers and evers.

it's seven three one pm: and read read read read.

a weaker side hid from the sun.

iTunes is spinning: straylight run -"with god on our side"

What are your initials - JL
Ever been given a ring - surprisingly, or maybe not so surprisingly(?) no.
Longest Relationship - it's almost coming upon three years.
How many times have you dropped your cell - a billion. you can count the scratches.
Last sport played - does foosball count.
4 things you spend a lot of money on - clothes, clothes, clothes, clothes.
3 things you ate last - a bagel, miss vickies sweet chilli chipies, chicken quesadilla turned fajita and toblerone.
2 people that hurt you - you over there and ummm you sitting way over here.
1 favourite song - well right now i'm listening to mae -"the sun and moon"
where do you live - currently it's toronto. some would say 'home' is hong kong.
high school attented- cdnis, ics.
cell phone service provider - rogers....
2 favourite mall stores- does winners count as a store? heh. ummm h&m and urbanoutfitters.
longest job held- on and off for about three years.
do you own a pair of dice? - no i don't.
do you prank call people? - maybe if i had something funny and unappropriate to say.
last wedding attended - a long long loooonnng time ago. some relatives son getting married.
favourite lake? - ummmm. i'm not sure if i have a favourite lake.
how many harry potter books you've read - the first three in the series.
age of first kiss - umm i think my first proper proper kiss was around fifteen.
favourite fast food restaurant - umm. i'm not sure i'd use the term 'favourite' in conjunction with fastfood.
biggest lie you've heard - i'll stop using the credit card. . .
where did/do you go to college - utm. but really it's only sheridan right now.
can you cook? - heh i think i can only make a few combinations of food. as i listed off in the grocery store the other day.
what kinda car you drive? - a slowly distintegrating sunfire.
best kisser - oh you know. josh hartnett....wait that was my dream.
worst kisser - butbut. they're stinky and overly slobberish.
most hated food - anything overcooked and mushy.
thing you like most about yourself - i'll always smile in the mornings.
thing you hate most about youself - spending habits. and how sometimes it takes me FOREVER to decide what to wear.
have a secret you can tell - i like bon jovi. and teen vogue.
favourite movie - hmmm. well last movie i watched in the theaters is domino.
last concert - boysnightout/starting line/motion city soundtrack/falloutboy.
last movie rented - hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

today is going to be a long day.

it's eleven five two am: and i just can't wait for this year to be over.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

a daring prelude of intricate words.

iTunes is spinning: mae-"ready and waiting to fall"

sooo yesterday. i made an impromptu stop in at best buy. i haven't been to best buy in who knows how long. and i wonder why nots. as much of a mega store it is, it's kind of fun. i walked out with the season one dvd set of desperate housewives. considering that i've only ever watched maybe a third of an episode, and i really have no idea what the premise of the show is. i've neve really heard any bad things about it. thus my purchase. on the receipt accompanying the ladies were lords or dogtown and an apple keyboard. the apple keyboard is for bradley so he can continue to write me love messages and lords of dogtown was for me to oogle the cute skater boys.

so last night after a delicious meal at rol sans. we hunkered down on my futon bed and watched the first episode of desperate housewives. not to spoil the show for anyone who hasn't seen it. it was delightful enough that i'm already eager to watch the second episode tonight. and prolly the third, and fourth and fifth... and who knows how many i'll kill through before my eyes beg to be rested with some beauty sleep. the possibilites are endless i tell you.

tomorrow night is a mae concert at the reverb. i really wants to go. saturday night is a death cab for cutie concert. which i also really wants to go. if anyone has tickets and wants to hook me up HERE I AM!!!!

it's four five three pm: and i'm alone in the print room at sheridan. there are no woes here. just me and my lonesome.

Friday, October 07, 2005

to hate and to fear is to run and to hide.

iTunes is spinning straylight run-"hands in the sky (big shot)

i LOVE LOVE LOVE straylight run's new EP, "prepare to be wrong". it's five new never been released songs + a slow descent. straylight run has always been in highrotation on the iTunes, and i'm glad for new songs to throw in the mix. they are all worthy to hit the 'repeat' button for. i've always been impressed with what they've done with themselves, good job john nolan for leaving TBS.

also, finally got around to hear the latest mae album, "the everglow" and that once again reminded me of why i loved them so in the first place. they're in town playing the big bop next thursday with circa survive. i am crossing my fingers and toes that i do get to go. this finger is pointed at you ---> brad. heh.

tomorrow begins the weekend of thanksgiving goodness. and as evidently pointed out up above, i also have the accompanyment of a few great bands to listen to and it's not only music to my ears, but a truckload of cales.

today made me happy because:
1. the 32 (with humid ex) degree weather in october!
2. the 32 (with humid ex) degree weather in october!..it was so nice that i drove all the way home on the highway with the windows rolled down and the music full blast.
3 .the 32 (with humid ex) degree weather in october!...i got to wear a tank top in october and wasn't freezing.
4 .the 32 (with humid ex) degree weather in october!...did i mention it's october that this is happened in!?
5. the 32 (with humid ex) degree weather in october!...made me so happy it deserves five hallejuahs.
7. the thought of turkey
8. the thought of pumpkin pie
9. the thought of stuffing
10. the thought of other assortments of pies

it's three two four am: and call me beautiful, it'll put a smile on my face.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

as close as it gets.

iTunes is spinning: simon and garfunkel-"bridge over troubled water"

Armani who art in Holts.
Hallowed be thy shoes.
Thy Prada come.
Thy shopping done.
On Bloor St. as it is in Paris.
Give us this day, our Visa Gold.
And forgive us our balance.
As we forgive those who charge us interest.
Lead us not into Wal-Mart.
And deliver us from Sears.
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace.
For Dolce and Gabbana.
Amex.


nuff said.

it's one five one pm: and work is really beginning to pile up at my feet.

Monday, October 03, 2005

trying to figure it out.

iTunes is spinning: the youth group -"forever young"

sooo last night the bradster and i drove off to the middle of nowhere venue, the docks, and paid 15 ridiculous dollars for parking to see the nintendo fusion tour with headliner fall out boy with panic at the disco, boys night out, motion city soundtrack and the starting line. it was a sold out show and rumours were drifting about of scalpers offering prices of 120-150 for a single ticket...unfotunately i didn't sell mine for that lump sum. but after an unecessarily long lineup (that wasn't just for the hot dog guy) we made in to see everyone play. i think the best set was put on by MCS. and after waiting forever after TSL and for FOB to begin...my feeties were beginning to tire out. it was a long day.

oh. the chicken parmasean sandwich with your choice of mashed potatos or salad at FUTURE on bloor is delicious. but be forewarned to not try and split it with a mega poutine on the side with a S/O unless you've both got big appetites.

it's seven one six pm: and the night pifilters away as i continue to put off doing my research presentation that much longer.