delusions of another haunted world.
iTunes is spinning: the academy is...-"classifieds"soooo. yesterday was my halloween. and of course knowing the every so crazy lauren halloween meant dressing up as something ridiculously funny and absurd. so that meant out the door went the sexy nurses (sorry bradley), the sexy cop, bunnies, kitties anything else furry cute and slutty... and this is what the genuises at headoffice concocted:
TROPHY WIVES: you can bring us home to daddy, but never to mommy.
entroducing blinging, glamming, literally gold dusted trophies
bradley as a 70/80s camp counselor at "CAMP tijuana....do you wanna?"
that's right ladies, he's allllllllll mine, tube socks and all.
she may be trophy wife #due...but she's still looking.
seriously...pat us on the back.
the night didn't really turn out as planned...however, the shower at the end of the nice felt really really really nice. even though it took me around 4 and a half scrubs before i was officially less golden...however, today as i sit at work i notice that there are still gold flakies embedded into my pores. yay. solid gold forever. till next year... what else gold can we be?
it's eleven three one pm: and i cannot waits till the next paycheck. living the poverty life doesn't look so good on me.
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