sometimes wondering if i'll be the biggest failure to come...but i must've done something right along the way because well...i'm still here.
iTunes is currently spinning: the national -"mr. november."sooooo. it's officially been three years since this 'was never really on the market, but definitely off the market" girl was single. that's right folks, i've hit the trinity mark. i guess the boy and i have never been big into couple-ly like celebrations, as i'm spending tonight suffering from seperation anxiety like a newly brought home pup detached from the gentle warmth of her meems. heh. however, i'll give a little peep of a 'hurrah'! like the no-where-near british bird i am and do a little happy dance in my 'hot pants'.
as surmised by most men and boys alike, this is absolutely hilarious (and sadly has some ring of a truth to it) and it will save your life, if not make it a little easier to live with that femme significant other you might feel so lucky to have, but sometimes wish that she wouldn't be such a 'girl'.
GIRL DICTIONARY....reading between the lines.
Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks, this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes: Translates into, 'this is half an hour'. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last five minutes and end with the world fine.
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you". This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows): Translation: "I Give Up" or "Do what you want. I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in a few minutes, followed by a nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: THis is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
Soft Sigh: (again, not a wordm but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
Oh: This world is followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night...". If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
Please Do: This is not a statement. It's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay".
Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "you're welcome".
Thanks A Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say, "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigih. Be careful not ot ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing" and raise her eyebrows...
brilliant!
this weekend was spent happily lazing around without a care in the world. a diet consisting of all things chocolate, chips and greasy food and of course a 'healthy' intake of greens. we were so lazy that in the effort it took us to go buy tickets for the most serene republic show on saturday...we ended up choosing to enjoy the leisurely life of making another molded dent into the couch. snuggles were for free of course.
it's eleven four five pm: and there is officially two school weeks left before i would've cranked out two huge projects (which have not been started) and i'll be leaving on a jetplane to hong kong to escape this deathly winter weather for a blissful month. till then.
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